Slow Cow is like the real-life version of the metaphorical chill pillâ€"this beverage is an anti-energy drink meant to help the hyperactive calm down.
The way Slow Cow puts it is that they offer 'an acupuncture session' in every can.
Since the de-stressing drink is made in Canada, I might just have to pick up a can of Slow Cow anti-energy drink myselfâ€"but I don't think I'll be the guinea pig. Any volunteers?
Implications - The ingredients in Slow Cow ensure that the energy drink lover is able to get a good nights sleep using several ingredients that fight the effects of energy drinks that supposedly cause anxiety and have significant impacts on relaxation.
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