Well this one takes the cake for the weirdest fashion accessory that I've seen for awhile. Introducing the Merkin hands-free flashlight.
Powered by three AAA alkaline batteries, the ultra-bright LED is mounted on a pivotal lamp head and can be programmed for 5 different light modes. This petite garment comes in pink and white faux fur and is applied to the skin with adhesive tape.
Perfect gift for that night-shift-working, hands-too-busy, no-need-for-clothes individual in your life.
Implications - The Merkin Flashlight is a primary example of the power of form and function. It allows consumers to leave something to the imagination while illuminating any room or location they're in.
Sharp, stylish, and pragmatic. What's not to love?