Naughty Dell dude, now you will have to be spanked with the Mac Paddle. Apple fans who love a little light spanking every now and then will love this do it yourself project.
Using a regular Olympic Ping Pong paddle and the design provided, you can now have a new toy for your boudoir. True, in order for the paddle to be really effective, multiple applications in precisely the same location will be required. Are (whack) we (whack) having (whack) fun (whack) yet? Wait until you see the plug and play model.
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