Choosing the perfect Valentine's Day card can be stressful, especially when many of the standard store-bought greetings lack the pizzazz this holiday truly demands -- but thankfully, with this compilation of quirky Valentine's Day cards, your message is sure to be memorable.
Whether you're shopping for your most beloved zombie fan, gamer, or music lover, or you need to break some bad news to your partner on February 14th, these cards have got you covered. While I myself am partial to the more vulgar cards, like Melissa Rachel Black's series of rap lyric valentines, there's a special place in my heart for the slightly cuter Gemma Correll greetings, which feature funny animal drawings.
With all of these quirky Valentine's Day cards to choose from, there's no excuse for any last-minute gas station greeting card purchases this year. Check out this slideshow of sassy card selections to make sure your message doesn't fall flat.
44 Quirky Valentine's Day Cards
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Hipster Romance Cards
The Hungry Workshop Creates Cute, Quirky Cards
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Quirky V-Day Cards
Gemma Correll Illustrates Adorably Funny Pets
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Cussing Cards
Sweet Perversion Stationery Lets You Express Inappropriate Comments
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Severely Sincere Greeting Cards
9spotmonk's Recession Line Cards are Honestly Direct
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Brutally Honest Greetings
Unfortunately Cards Let You Tell it Like it is
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Cleverly Cute Cards
Cracked Designs Show Their "Punny" Side with These Witty Designs
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Sarcastic Holiday Sentiments
The Snarky Valentine's Day Cards Skip the Sap
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Perfect Pair Cards
Sapling Press Creates Perfect Greeting Card Comparisons
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Comparative Valentine's Day Cards
Personalized ‘I Love You More Than' Cards
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Adorably Honest Cards
These 4four Cards are Precious Ways to Make a Point
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Boldly Brash Valentine's Cards
Seasick Mama's F*ck You F*ck Me Cards Get Down to Business
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Vulgar Valentine's Greetings
The Stank Sentiments for Sweethearts Gets Straight to the Point
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Comparable Love Cards
'Tweedle Twill' Creates Adorable Valentine's Day Cards
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Gory Romance Cards
Zombie Valentine's Day Cards by Elliot Quince are Sweetly Strange
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Gory Romantic Greetings
Zombie Leg Love Art Print by Burntfeather Proclaims Your Unusual Affection
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Profane Gangster Greetings
Melissa Rachel Black Makes Cards That Says What's Really on Your Mind
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Sassy Statement Cards
Lunalux Designs a Classy Card with Inappropriate Sentiments
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Honestly Sassy Greetings
Old Tom Foolery Cards Dish Out Hilarious Hard Truths
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Personalized Polaroid Postcards
The Polapost Frame Allows You to Use Your Own Photos as Mail
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Vulgar V-Day Sweets
Risque Valentine Hearts will Get your Lover's Attention
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Geeky Valentine Phrases
Shane Snow Designed These Sweet Nerdy Valentine One-Liners
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Playfully Romantic Paper Art
Show Some Love with the 'Papercuts by Joe' Handmade Creations
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Sassy LGBT Greetings
Unfortunately Cards for The Gaily Churns out Brutally Honest Messages
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Self-Loathing Character Quotes
Catherine Palmeno Illustrates Liz Lemon's Finest Phrases
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Pick-Me-Up Popsicle Prints
The Turbo Betty Card Collection Offers Cute Cold Treat Compliments
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Romantic Code Cards
The Wallaroo Produces Geeky Greeting Cards
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Plantable Greeting Cards
These Botanical Paperworks Cards Blossom into Wildflowers Once Buried
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Doghouse-Dodging Greeting Cards
The Egg2Cake Card Line is the Perfect Followup to Your Screw-Up
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Unconventional Romance Collages
The Marc Alain Hearts Series Creates Love Out of Everyday Objects
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Word Insert Notes
These Are Things 'Fill In The Blank' Cards Make Saying What You Mean Easier
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Gamer Romance Cards
Romantic Gamer Greeting Cards Let Her Know What Level You're On
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Teen Cinema Greeting Cards
Zsu Zsu Illustrations on Etsy Features 'The Breakfast Club'
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Sweet Screen-Printed Stationery
Eco-Friendly Valentine's Day Cards for Your Loved Ones
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Sweet Slanged Cards
Say What You Feel with the Greenwich Letterpress Mixed Slang Cards
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Violent Heart-Break Greetings
'St.Valentine the Vermin' Faux Butcher Knives
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Valentine Popup Cards
The Secret Decoder Ring Unlocks the Secret Love Message
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Love Bug Twitter Whales
Walls 360 Yiying Lu Honeysuckle Collection is for Valentine's Day
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Journalist Valentines
Editor-Approved Ways to Say "I Love You"
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Ironically Depressing Greeting Cards
'Super Happy Times' Leaves Receipients Feeling Less Stellar
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Wooden Postcards
DIY Wood Carvings As Mail
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Noncommittal Art for Couples
Declare Your (Almost) Love With the 'Pretty Sure' Poster
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Word Search Greetings
The Utility Card Offers Sentiments in a Playful Manner
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Gestured Greeting Cards
Russell & Salguero Create an Adorable Sign Language Card Series
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Checklist Notecards
Cover All Your Bases with the 'All Purpose Greeting Cards'
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Cussing Cards
Sweet Perversion Stationery Lets You Express Inappropriate Comments
Severely Sincere Greeting Cards
9spotmonk's Recession Line Cards are Honestly Direct
Blaring Hipster Photography
Amanda Fordyce Captures Fun-Loving Scenarios
Brutally Honest Greetings
Unfortunately Cards Let You Tell it Like it is
85 Mixed Media Messages
From Collage-Inspired Jewelry Campaigns to Spitted Snack Art
Cleverly Cute Cards
Cracked Designs Show Their "Punny" Side with These Witty Designs
Pop Art Playing Cards
Emmanuel Jose Re-Imagines the Faces of Card Decks
Adorably Honest Cards
These 4four Cards are Precious Ways to Make a Point
Precious Finger Candy
The Miniature Macaron Ring is a Tempting Accent for a Dainty Finger
Hilarious Irish Greetings
These Someecards St. Patrick's Day Cards Celebrate the Holiday in Humor
Geek Chic Cards
'Shop Gibberish' Pays Homage to the Coolest Man You Know
Polaroid Fashion Photography
Graham Dunn Shoots Kelley Ash for Fashion Gone Rogue
Superimposed Celebs Collages
Lola Dupre Cuts and Pastes to Create Fascinating Portraits
Profane Gangster Greetings
Melissa Rachel Black Makes Cards That Says What's Really on Your Mind
Paper TV Dolls (UPDATE)
Kyle Hilton Lets You Dress the Arrested Development and Parks & Rec Cast
Sassy Statement Cards
Lunalux Designs a Classy Card with Inappropriate Sentiments
Wooden Treasure Trinkets
Mariko Carandang's Lockets are Fantastically Chic
Personalized Polaroid Postcards
The Polapost Frame Allows You to Use Your Own Photos as Mail
Tech-Talk Greeting Cards
Matt Raw's Codecards Collection is for Computer Jargon Junkies
Iconic Fashion Illustrations
The Epherma Friends Watercolors are Stunning
Famous Photographer Collage Couture
The Terry Richardson Dress by Hally McGehean is Hipster Hot
Simple Gesturing Stationary
The Mondolfi 'Enough Said' Cards are Straight to the Point
Classic Hollywood Collage Art
George Chamoun's 'Iconatomy' Mixes Past and Present
Vibrant Vector Illustrations
Budi Satria Kwan's Colorful Creations are Pure Eye Candy
Lovely Lumber Invites
Cards of Wood Wedding Invitations Have a Warm Natural Charm
Office Supply Prank Prints
The Herlitz 'Cheap Fun' Campaign Encourages Amusement
Downsized Christmas Treats
These Cindy Teh Creations Look Delicious
Superhero 911 Collages
'An Exhibition of Heroes' Pays Homage to NYC Firefighters
Boisterous Beast Prints
The Billy Hayes 'Chicken Billy' Illustrations are Wildly Whimsical
Skulltastic Playing Cards
Mattia Castiglioni's Barebones Cards Badassifies Your Deck
Vomit-Inducing Sound Machines
The Sonic Nausea Device Will Make Your Stomach Hurl
Chimerical Cardboard Crowns
The Whimsical Stuart McLachlan Children's Paper Styling Hats
Spiteful Stationery
PaperCut Cards
Poignant Femme Portraits
The Barbara Cole 'Painted Ladies' Series Show Off Soft Femininity
Sweetly Iced Accessories
These Frosted Doughnut Earrings are Terribly Tempting
Phone Photo Printers
This Polaroid iPhone Dock Concept Lets You Print Photos Anywhere
Sassy LGBT Greetings
Unfortunately Cards for The Gaily Churns out Brutally Honest Messages
Youthful Film Flashback Blogs
The 'Kid Casting' Tumblr Shows Characters as Children
Bold Bakeware Trinkets
Sarita Jefferson Crafts Accessories for Avid Bakers
Villanous Paternal Greetings
'Father's Day - Not The Worst' Card Shows Why Darth Vader Cares
Disguised Wedding Invites
Twig & Thistle Creates Adorable Matchbook Save the Dates Cards
Children's Classics Paper Dolls
‘12 Famous Fairy Tales in Pieces' Revisits Favs
Surreal Photographic Collages
Philipp Igumnov Creates Weird Retro Realities
Fashionable High-End Affiches
The M/M Paris Poster Series is Luxury and Art in Paper
Heat-Activated Writing Utensils
These Thermo-Sensitive Pilot FriXion Pens Work Like Magic
11 Quirky Paper Dolls
From Arrested Development Paper Dolls to Royal Couple Dress-Ups
Caped Crusader Commutes
Dean Gorissen Illustrates Superheroes Riding the Subway with Pedestrians
Precisely Papered Illustrations
Artist JT Yean's Intricate Work Shows Amazing Attention to Detail
Juvenile Political Captions
Sarah Palin's Funniest Quotes and Flubs Presented by Teenagers
Origami Dual-Purpose Furniture
The Papergeometrix Chair Provides Seating and Shelving
Romantic Code Cards
The Wallaroo Produces Geeky Greeting Cards
Facetious Flashcards
The Alphabet Series by Mark McGinnis is Educational & Funny
Unemployed Encouragement Cards
The Hallmark 'Loss of Job' Line Helps Ease Your Fired Feelings
Suitcase-Inspired Self-Promotion
Luggage Tag Business Cards by Joseph Parra are Formal and Fun
Doghouse-Dodging Greeting Cards
The Egg2Cake Card Line is the Perfect Followup to Your Screw-Up
Metallic Mirror Gowns
The Disco Ball Dress From Coyote Peyote the Perfect Party Dress
Old Bubble Gum Magnets
Keep Your Things Handy with the 'Already Been Chewed' Magnet
Sci-Fi Headphone Sheaths
The Princess Leia Headphone Covers are Functionally Nerdy
Delightful Stationery Designs
These Poplarville Postcards Extend Southern Hospitality
Psychedelic Paper Swirls
Lavanya Naidoo Crafts a Colorful Portrait Using Folded Paper
Theatrical Wall Coverings (UPDATE)
The Lori Weitzner Cinema Posters Wallpaper is Action-Packed
Laser-Cut Greeting Cards
'smallgroup' Design Creates Unique Thank You Notes
Vintage Polaroid Lookbooks
The Balabushka Remnants SS 2011 Collection Has a Stylish 50s Flair
Troubled Starlet Timelines
The 'Lindsay Lohan vs Sobriety' Infographic Reviews the Actress' Past
Bright Parisian Greetings
Surprise Friends and Family Abroad with the Colette Art Postcards
Whimsically Witty Creature Cards
Le Animale Store is a Menagerie of Creative Creatures
Captivating Alien-Inspired Mags
The UFO Zine Features 48 Pages of Extraterrestrial Life
Prank Mathematical Instruments
The Wrongulator is Sure to Drive You Insane
DIY Inked Greetings
Customize the Tattoo It Yourself Card With Creative Flair
Dark Knight Ceiling Propellers
Bat Wing Fan Blades Keeps the House Cool and Badass
Touching Video Birthday Cards
Meny Hilsenrad's 'Moran' Project is Creative and Sweet
Word Search Greetings
The Utility Card Offers Sentiments in a Playful Manner
Toyrific Office Tricks
The LEGO Car Prank Swaps a Manager's Car With a Life-Sized LEGO Model
Glass-Shattering Screamers
The Panic Button Lets You Release Rage Without Damaging Your Vocals
Gestured Greeting Cards
Russell & Salguero Create an Adorable Sign Language Card Series