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The Vampire Seduction Handbook Will Snag You Edward
Published: Jan 28, 2010 • References: thinkgeek
The Vampire Seduction Handbook is for those women who aspire to be the next Bella. Vampires are hard to come by, especially since they have allergies to sunlight or they glitter (depending on which myth you’d like to believe). Yet, if you happen to be daring and lucky enough to snag a vampire, this Vampire Seduction Handbook can help you out in maintaining that steamy relationship of your dreams. Authored by self-claimed vampire Luc Richard Ballion, this instruction manual is just the novel you need.