Kids today might think you were from the stone age when you tell them about your pet rock from back in the day… today, kids are playing USB Pet Rocks!
Actually, no they’re not; these are mostly marketed at people like you looking to relive a bit of their youth in an innovative way. ThinkGeek says you might want this contraption because "They don’t need food or water; They don’t chew on your stuff; They are the greenest USB products ever created, as they draw absolutely no electricity" among other reasons.
You may think it’s ridiculous, but I think it’s a rock solid idea!
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