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'The Sitch' Cologne Will Make You Smell like a Jersey Shore Cast Member

By: Robyn Currie - Published: • References: cocoperez and hollywoodlife
So, it is common knowledge that I love the Jersey Shore. And I don’t mean in an ironic hipster way, I mean I actually like the show. It is entertaining, and makes me want to take a road trip. I might even buy ‘The Sitch’ Cologne.

Oh ya, 'cause Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino is getting his own fragrance if rumors are to be believed. Having been overheard bragging that his new scent, aptly titled ‘The Sitch’ Cologne, will be making an appearance soon, it leaves me to wonder just what this signature fragrance will smell life. I am thinking a mix of steroids, hair gel, Jaeger bombs, and latex.