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ScientificMatch

By: Going Like Sixty - Published: Jan 15, 2008 • References: bornrich.org
Before mating, do you want to ensure your offspring will be beautiful?

Investigating the science of love, ScientificMatch decided that with a couple of cotton swabs and a couple, they could determine if your DNA will make beautiful music or Quasimodo. You send them $1,995, they send you the kit, you sneak in while your lover is sleeping and grab some drool and send it off for testing. If that doesn't work out, they will send you matches from people who will make beautiful babies with you.