Move out of the way, Kat Von D -- you’ve been replaced by this automatic tattoo machine.

The automatic tattoo machine not only creates a permanent tattoo on your body, but it also picks what it wants to draw. Who needs to put any real thought and care into choosing the perfect tattoo to symbolize and honor a special aspect of your identity when you can have a machine do it for you?

Those who are brave enough can just roll up their sleeve, strap themselves into the Auto Ink, and watch as the thing brands their skin with a randomly selected symbol corresponding to a religion of the machine’s choosing. Yikes. I was hoping for a dolphin on my lower back.