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Bacon's Survival Guide for a Single Valentine's Day

By: Gil Haddi - Published: • References: youtube & theworldsbestever
There are many who think a single Valentine's Day is the worst thing ever, but Bacon is here to tell give you an attitude boost.

Instead of being depressed and wasting the day away, a raging slice of deep-fried pork is going absolutely wild on Valentine's Day, causing havoc and mayhem wherever it goes. Prank-calling Kevin Bacon, hijacking a jewelry store and ruining other people's romantic dates are just some of the activities suggested in this single's survival guide.

If a piece of greasy bacon can pick itself up and have an awesome single's Valentine, then anyone can go out and do something crazy and fun on this day. The Bacon's version of a single Valentine's Day survival video is more along the lines of what not to do this Valentines. Stats for Love-Protesting Pork Videos Trending: Older & Average
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