Hey Pancakes! Yah, you, woman with the flat bum... you look like you could use a lift, am I right? If you're not daring enough for bum enhancement surgery, you can always try padded panties to give your scrawny heinie a boost.
The LoveMyBuns padded boy shorts come with foam butt pads to give you a booty even Jlo would envy!
"Unlike traditional heavy silicone butt pads, our patent-pending lightweight foam pads have a new, revolutionary shape that turns a flat profile to a realistic baby-got-back booty" the company explains.
"Each purchase includes 1 set of 2 removable foam pads and one pair of panties. Wear the thicker pads with bulkier clothing or nights when you really want to stand out!"
The panties come in pink, nude and black and are, thank God, washable.
A self-confessed butt critic, I have to credit these pads for doing a miraculous job in the before and afters.
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