The first photo I saw of this product looked like a mutant teddy bear. Then, I realized it was a pair of fuzzy breasts: They were part of a hot water bottle cover that one Australian site is marketing as a ‘Hot & Wild Boobie Warmer.’
This isn’t something that one should think too much about. It could get creepy in a hurry, especially when the male companion piece, ‘Nobby Ball Buster,’ is added to the equation. So, just snicker to yourself and toddle off to curl up with you choice of a grown-up hot-water bottle in a cozy.
Naughty Hot Water Bottles
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