Jeremy Gutsche
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Last year, the launch of Cocaine Energy Drink became headline controversy. You knew another brand would follow. Well, here it is: Meth Coffee. Meth Coffee is a Super Caffeinated Brew from San Francisco. It’ll crank up your morning and make you feel like the caffeine addict that you are. The company’s press release describes, “Meth Coffee, a rebel coffee company in San Francisco, opened for business today with the launch of its hard- hitting coffee roast for energy addicts and caffeine freaks. Meth’s super- caffeinated beans are amplified by the addition of yerba mate, a powerful natural stimulant and antioxidant used by shamans of the Amazon for boosting stamina and mental clarity. Boasting an intense buzz and cocoa-tobacco finish, Meth Coffee is fresh-roasted within 48 hours of shipment to jumpstart workaholics, thrill seekers, artists, and subversives seeking an exciting new fuel for their endeavors.”  Meth Coffee—the original medicinal coffee ratio for gyrotonic stimulation. Agitates! Lifts! Enlightens! Motivates bowels! Don't accept copied or tainted elixirs! They're out there! Listen here, friend, I can sell you ten ounces, but I am warning you, this is powerful shit. If you're just trying it for the first time, don't throw back five cups like regular coffee. Ease into it. Have a little. Feel the rush, the euphoria, the smooth-edged high. Then go for more, if you want. Yeah, get into it. Make a dance up...program in assembly language...write your first novel...plot to overrule the planet. I'm telling you, this shit will nail your ass down like the sole of a boot!
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| Miss Jena Nesbitt on Mar 19, 07 7 Trends 75 Comments |
the most ironic part of this trend is that i knew a family of meth addicts and they'd brew their morning coffee with some of the meth they were making in their basement... not too far off. |
Miss Jena Nesbitt on Mar 19, 07 7 Trends 75 Comments
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