Everyone knows at least one person who wears a shirt with something ironic written on it. We have all seen them, but now the message has been shrunken down for the person who wants to keep the laughs to themselves.

“Normal Watches” was the result of two men who thought it was time for people to keep their feelings off their shirts and on their wrists. With sayings like “sitting target,” “I want candy” and my favorite, “Golden Girls fan,” the watches are bound to amuse. And at 15 bucks a pop, who wouldn’t want to replace their ironic tee shirts with an ironic watch?

I think it’s time for a change. Why? Because this is Thriller.