A tongue-in-cheek creation by writer and astrologer Alan Annand, the Mercury Retrograde Body Mitten is a full-body sweater that is meant to "contain and counteract the powerful negative mental and energetic effects of Mercury retrograde," he writes. Although his article reads more like an SNL skit, Annand does disclose that such outfits do exist to help those who avidly follow the movements of the planets and stars soak up or avoid their monthly affects.
Made using hypo-allergenic squirrel wool inter-woven with strands of unicorn hair that were marinated in lavender oil infused with emerald powder, the Mercury Retrograde Body Mitten is a comfortable and relaxing outfit that looks more fit for winter than the summer months. Yet the retrograde is currently happening, beginning in water signs and going into air signs.
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