Mauricio Sanin Mazuera Keeps Your Sheets Safe With This Guardian

Oh yes, that formidable toilet paper thief has escaped and only Mauricio Sanin Mazuera’s toilet paper Guardian will keep your soft, square sheets safe. I mean, you don’t want to be caught with your pants around your ankles as someone recites, “I can’t spare a square.”

Considering that rolls do mysteriously go missing or end up on the dirty floor of the public washroom, Mauricio Sanin Mazuera’s toiler paper guardian may not seem so ludicrous. And it’s pretty cute in all of its fierceness!