Man Ponytails - Celeb Hair Atrocities (GALLERY)

Just because it might be the “next big thing,” doesn’t mean it’s a good thing. It can be horrible, but luckily, it’s often just a fad and passes quickly. Let’s hope that ponytails for men is one that’ll whiz by. Even the hunkiest men can lose instant sex appeal the second they begin growing a rat tail, mullet or full-on Fabio mane.

Offenders featured in the gallery:
Matthew McConaughey
Antonio Banderas (so greasy!)
Karl Lagerfeld
Colin Farrell
Johnny Depp (OK, OK, he actually can pull it off… scrumptious!)

Other man stars who boycott the salon:
Orlando Bloom
David Beckham
Russel Crowe
Val Kilmer
Leo DiCaprio