From Mullet Fashiontography to 'White Trash Weddings'

By: Michael Hines - Published:
If only I was brave enough to sport one of these magnificent mullets. I have the hair for it, but I lack the courage to pull the trigger.

I guess I can live the mullet life vicariously through these magnificent mullets. I am just too straight edge to have any bit of 'party' in my hairstyle. Unfortunately, this squarebear's haircut is all business.