As the month of October draws ever near, jack-o-lanterns and pint-sized candy bars can be spotted all around you. With this festive month comes the celebration of all that is ghoulish, and with these hilarious Halloween costumes, you can be either the life, laugh, or death of any chocolate-laden, Bloody Mary-filled, lingerie-clad skank-fest.

These hilarious Halloween costumes include a man eating shark, a harness that shows you're hung like a horse, Count Chocula, and the Jolly Green Giant.