'Zit Poppers' Ooze When You Squeeze Them

By: Going Like Sixty - Published:   Updated: Apr 6 2011 • References: stupid
Zit Poppers Candy. YOU try to write an article about this. OK, they are soft and when squeezed, a bloody-looking ooze comes out.

There are available in two wonderful flavors, Strawberry and Watermelon. This amazingly revolting candy is sure to break out. I can't wait for the Bacne version or the spinoff basal cell carcinoma version.