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The Battle Garden Gnome Waits for the Moment to Strike

By: Gil Haddi - Published: • References: amazon & thegreenhead
Gnomes can be feisty creatures, especially the savage Battle Garden Gnome who awaits his enemies while hiding sneakily behind the bushes.

Wearing full armor and fitted with a massive mallet, relative to his own miniscule size of course, this vicious little viking is ready to go to war. Hide a few of these around the yard in order to create a Medieval theme where tiny troops creep around stealthily. If you know someone who collects lawn ornaments, this one will add some edge with his devious expression and the way his outstretched arm actually interacts with the grass and foliage around him.

The other gnomes know not to mess with the ever vigilant Battle Garden Gnome. Stats for Viking Lawn Ornaments Trending: Older & Mild
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Concept: Garden Gnome
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Segment: Males, 4-55
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