Costumes for People Who Make Love in Full-Body Wool Onesies

We are entering into a whole new era of bizarre with the discovery of wool fetishists. While you might look at an over-sized angora sweater and think of your grandma, these individuals do the happy dance in their pants.

The full-body wool suits have special (there is no way to say this politely) “love holes” located for pleasure. There are even wool condoms (though I do highly doubt their functionality)!

And you thought knocking boots with socks on was a little odd.