A Place Where You Can 'rent' a Friend

Everyone knows social networking is like so hot. But what if you’re not so hot? What if you sign-up on a social network like Myspace.com with high hopes for instant popularity, and you chat, upload, download & blog and nobody cares? What if it’s like you’re stuck in the movie “Never Been Kissed” and you’re Josie Grossy and nobody will be your friend and you remain uncool & friendless no matter what you do or how hard you try to impress others?AAAAAAHHHHHH! Wait a minute, we’re not talking about MY LIFE here, we’re talking about yours! You’re probably oozing cool. You probably have a whole closet full of cool, but in case you don’t & you’re in serious need of some quick POPULARITY PR, check this service out. You can buy yourself some cool new friends, have them leave you cool messages & pics for others to see. What can this do for you? You will develop a following, you will become popular & sexy, and star in badly-dubbed Mexican porn films. “Esta Muy Caliente”.