Now you can enjoy your eggs in cube form thanks to the Egg Cuber. Simply drop your egg into the little contraption and hard boil for that oh-so-desirable cube shape.
Implications - Eating regular-shaped eggs is so 18th century, which is why every household should have an Egg Cuber in their kitchen. You won't ever have to worry about your hard-boiled egg rolling off the table during breakfast because the Egg Cuber makes sure there are six flat sides that you can settle your egg on. Your breakfast might never look the same, as round, conventional shapes become a thing of the past. What's next, cubed sausages and bagels in the morning?
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