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This Can of Dragon Meat Makes for the Perfect Victory Feast

By: Alyson Wyers - Published: • References: thinkgeek and thatsnerdalicious
If you were wondering what canned dragon meat tastes like look no further. From the makers of Unicorn Meat comes this new novelty item. This Radiant Farms product contains pre-cooked and perfectly charred dragon meat.

Spoiler alert: it actually contains a severed stuffed dragon head and doesn't really contain anything edible. However, the faux mythical meat makes a great gag gift. It also works well as a quirky present for fantasy fans and other oddity-obsessed humans. Similar to the old snake in a can trick, it could also work as a prank for unsuspecting friends. Or, you can purchase it for yourself just to see the looks on people's faces as they peruse your pantry.