Vacuum-Packed Feces Edit
Poop Presents For Enemies

Is someone you love acting like a sh*t? Do you want a unique way to tell them that they are being mean and beastly? Then Cowbag has the answer for you.

In the UK, entrepreneur Charlotte Waugh’s ‘You Are A Sh*t’ company collects dog, cow and horse dirt, vacuum-packs it, then puts it in presentation boxes before sending it out.

You can order it online and personalize them with special messages.

I found two companies that offer this service in the US too, Crap-O-Gram and Dog Doo. Now there really is no excuse not to show that special someone they have really pissed you off.

All poop is guaranteed organic and disease free. Depending on the level of arse they have been, you can choose to send up to 2lbs of poop through the mail, choosing from dog or cow varieties. It’s priced at £24.99 for dog mess £18.99 for a cow pat.

For a class ‘A’ arse, “The Great Bronze Doo” will do. It’s a piece of poop, bronzed and artfully mounted on a plaque for $298.