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Tom Ford wants you to wash your hands of the spiraling economy with his new $18 Cleansing Bar. Yes, eighteen bucks for one bar of soap.

But this isn’t just a normal soap. It’s a soap on a rope that is scented with the Tom Ford For Men fragrance.

Ford describes the new product as, "Old world tradition meets new world glamour with this deluxe soap on a rope that lathers up easily and rinses off quickly without drying the skin. Leaves the body clean, moisturized and lightly scented with TOM FORD FOR MEN."