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CRAV Grape Activists Threaten French President

By: Rose A. Valenta - Published:   Updated: Aug 11 2011 • References: sciencedaily & sciencedaily
A group of activists called the Regional Committee for Viticultural Action (aka CRAV) is giving French President, Nicholas Sarkozy, a monetary ultimatum – subsidize the distilling of surplus wine or feel its wrath. These terrorists of the grape have been known to hijack wine shipments and blow up government buildings.

I guess CRAV's motto is "French President's begin as grapes, and it's up to CRAV to stomp the cr_p out of them until they do something acceptable."

Implications - CRAV Grape Activists' demands included more money but it also stated that it wanted Europe to continue providing a subsidy for converting suplus wine into alcohol spirits. The activists point to a 1907 winemakers' uprising as part of their inspiration for the campaign. It will certainly be interesting to see how this plays out.

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