You might not want to cover your house in bacon, but if you decide to go for it, this infographic will guide you through the entire process. First off, you'll need to decide what kind of bacon you'll be using; pig, turkey or the vegetarian alternative fakon.
Next, head to the super market and buy as much of the stuff as you'll need, but be warned that it might be a little costly; you'll require roughly 182,888 stripes. When cooking the stuff, make sure to fry up a little extra for snacking because it's inevitable.
Once you've covered your home in the deliciously greasy treat, get ready to defend your bacon abode and cover it with epoxy to keep things as fresh as can be. Finally, revel in all your bacon house glory!
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