Jennifer Astle
Apprentice
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If you can’t, just can’t, seem to get enough of the taste of latex, you’ll love Condom Ice Cream. This treat comes packaged in cutesy wrapping depicting a turtle suspiciously, placed behind a blob of what one can only assume is ice cream? In order to eat the Condom Ice Cream, you need to have a pair of scissors handy (I know, I always keep my scissors with my condoms). This Korean innovation is quite literal in design, you cut the latex to get at the sweet treat inside it. Flavour options for your frozen prophylactics: chocolate. In short, remove from packaging and suck. Just in case chocolate Condom Ice Cream isn’t for you, you can always have a big gulp of Pussy Pop (which is actually a soda designed for your pussy CAT.)  “So I opened the pack and out popped a latex-coated treat. I was expecting plastic, but it’s cool that the Koreans are thinking laterally. She grabbed the tip of my rubber friend, pulled, snipped, and then–with a desperate sense of urgency– motioned for me to get it in my mouth. It’s a bit like a balloon, you see; all that rubber was trying to squeeze the chocolaty goodness out.
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