Here's another picture that may be worth a thousand words.
If your summer barbecue ever becomes boring, try strapping on this handsome outfit; the ladies will love it!
Complete with the included mask to conceal your true identity, the BBQ Sword features a hand guard over the wooden handle, truly designed as a combat sword. If this safety feature isn't enough, the sheer length of the poking device allows the chef to avoid flames and stray fat particles.
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