The Certificate of Virginity Will Prove Your Purity

Proving to that special someone that you’re still pure as the day you were born just got easier with the Certificate of Virginity. For a small fee you can have proof of your purity. Ohh baby.

The Certificate of Virginity costs one dollar so it’s awfully cheap. A portion of your purchase goes towards AIDS research which is nice…a portion of a dollar…yippee. If you really need to prove that you’re a pretty prude, then peep the link.