With a 'company' called "Glamguns," you could guess what might be coming, but you would probably still not expect to see bullet-proof vests with childish cartoon imagery. I am totally confuddled by this Care Bear body armor. How? Why? Who? So many questions... so many questions!
I guess it would match the Hello Kitty AK-47, but still. Glamguns also offers Martha Stewart claymore mines and My Little Pony Accessories. Glamguns say that home protection does not have to be dull anymore. Judging by their inventory, indeed it doesn't.
Childish Body Armor
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