Portable Inflatable Multimedia Massage Chair - Astone Sit N Joy (GALLERY)

Hey, who says that being in a pool or on beach is as good as it’s going to get? The ultimate way to relax is lounging poolside in a blow-up, reclined message chair!

“It comes loaded with a 8 massage function variations that promise to knead away your tensions and relax those taut, tired muscles,” New Launches wrote. “A relaxing massage while you sit on it reading a book, sun tanning, watching TV or just simply day dreaming. The chair features built in speakers that hook onto your MP3 player or iPod. Whilst in the pool you can stow away the player in a watertight compartment box that sits on the armrest.”

The least you can do for your over-stressed flabby figure is to blow up one of these Astone Sit N Joys, hook up your mp3, get a stiff drink, switch on the message, and wait until you loose all sense of awareness.