Just when you thought knitted sweaters couldn’t get any better, AJ Fosik showcases his unique collection of knitted beer sweaters. The only thing that would make me happier than browsing through these tacky pieces of 70s and 80s attire would be if Fosik decided to sell them.

Fosik says that all of these knits were “rescued from moldy basements, plucked from dingy backwaters and ripped from the backs of greasy shitleopards.” Although they are not on the market, these hilarious shirts have given my grandma something to take note of for this upcoming holiday season… I want a Guinness one!