Superstar
Gazing upon all of these super shotguns makes me want to run down to Hiram's Guns and make a hasty purchase. Yes, there is a 'Hiram's Guns' in my town.

The weapons at Hiram's have nothing on these super shotguns. From Sarah Palin gun shots to shot glasses, there is something for every red-blooded American in this cluster. Blue-blooded fakers are more than welcome to gaze upon this red-blooded gospel as well. Enlightenment is the purpose here.