Prodigy
Don't ya just hate when someone breaks into your house and you gotta git outta yer warm bed just to shoot 'em? Well with the Back-Up Gun Rack you can relax knowin' that your scatter gun is right next to you, and someone's gonna git a big surprise when they open that bedroom door of yours!

"A bed-mounted shotgun. What could go wrong?

Seriously folks, you have to see this commercial, which gleefully informs you that the product “[enables] access to your shotgun while in the lying position in your bed!”

The only possible way to improve this product would be to make it somehow hold beer."