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These Inventions Might Even Help Robert Pattison's Body Odor

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Robert Pattison’s body odor problems are just one of the hunky ‘Twilight’ actor’s self-admitted hygienic woes. The Twilight actor has said, “I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever,” he said. “Even today, I go into these things where I’m supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I’m literally asking (the studio rep) ‘if I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?’”

Oh no, years of not washing his hair? What is this, Medieval Europe? This means Robert Pattison stinks, not stinks as an actor, but stinks like Pepe Le Pew.

Robert Pattison’s smelly body odor problems has been confirmed by a crew member too who said, “He stinks. I mean, it’s awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy.”

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