Plug your noses and prepare to head to the hills (or nearest toilet) as die-hard movie fans swoop up the real-life version of ‘Sex Panther’ cologne, inspired by the movie ‘Anchorman.’ Paramount Pictures gave Omni Consumer Products licensing rights to sell ‘Sex Panther,’ created by Romane Fragrance.
According to the Sex Panther website’s science section:
Sex Panther. Scientifically engineered using space-age petroleum byproducts and animal parts. So you know it’s good.
Quantitatively, it is possible to calculate the level of awesomeness contained within a single bottle of Sex Panther cologne using the following equation.
Photo #2 shows the equation.
“It’s called ‘Sex Panther’ by Odion. It’s illegal in nine countries,” is the line from ‘Anchorman’ to describe the fragrance. The infamous line from the Will Ferrell and Christina Applegate film preceded one of the most hysterical segments of the movie: So appalling was the smell of ‘Sex Panther’ that co-workers were ‘scent’ running out of the building.
I hope Romane Fragrance did not use animal parts to make ‘Sex Panther’ cologne and were instead able to pull off the really foul odor via another method.
This disgusting scent in a bottle would make a great gift for the annoying ‘Anchorman’ fans in your life or even yourself.
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