Give Your Love Your Heart, Literally
By: Cowbag - Published: Jan 19, 2009
I hate VD (Valentine’s Day) with a passion. When it boils down to it all, the fuss is linked to certain parts of our anatomy, so here are some awesome anatomical gift ideas for your loved one. Word to the wise: Unless you’re a gay woman, I would steer clear of the vagina gifts. Boys, trust me on this, it would not go down well (no pun intended). I repeat, not a good idea. And girls, Deer Penis Wine is similarly a solid gift idea to stay away from.