That's right the World Naked Bike Ride (WNBR), is a series international events bringing together environmentally conscious nudists from the world over to protest oil dependency, in major cities, by biking in the buff as a mortified public gapes on.
Bike riding would have to be pretty high up there on the list of repulsive things to do while nude. Wouldn't the act of a large group of people riding bicycles simply be enough to make the ecological point? Why remove your clothes and scar small children for life? After straining my mind to think of who could imagine such an ill conceived event. There was only one answer, cult of twisted degenerate bicycle seat sniffing deviants conning dumb but uninhibited eco-bikers to converge on our cities and grind groins in groups.
World Naked Swim (WNS), I could live with that.
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