The Walking Dead Zombie Army Men are not your usual camo-clad toy soldiers and they certainly wouldn't be able to hold their own in a war zone. However, if you are a fan of the AMC living dead series, then they do make frightening collectibles.
These creepy toys are designed to look like the ghouls that chase and devour the characters on the show. They come in packages of ten and are available in zombie-goo green or freshly-out-of-the-dirt brown. You even get the added pleasure of obtaining one figurine who is shirtless, displaying his ripped open stomach, which reveals spiraled intestines for your enjoyment.
As long as you don't make them do strenuous tasks, the Walking Dead Zombie Army Men will kick some serious butt.