Peeing in a bucket never cost so much! Philip Watts Design would love to sell you a $500 pail, or five to put in your restaurant. Of course, there is also the gigantic urine spoon from the same company.
If the whimsy strikes you, as it often does me when I am urinating, then you might enjoy the colorful “gloo” design that changes colors depending on the STD you carry. (I just made that up.)