This pizza crop top by Sheekshat advertises your love for pizza. The shirt is emblazoned with the phrase 'Pizza Slut,' with the Pizza Hut logo -- the iconic red roof -- directly over top of it. Because the shirt is midriff-baring, it will probably have people wondering how you can look so good while consuming so much pizza.
Best of all, wearing the pizza slut shirt eliminates the annoying 'what-would-you-like-for-dinner?' questioning process -- because, obviously, the answer is always pizza. If it were up to you, it would never not be pizza.
If your pizza adoration goes above and beyond most peoples -- as in, you'd sell your body (and maybe your soul) for the slice of the good stuff -- then this shirt is definitely for you.