The Keyport USB & Bottle Opener Cuts Down the Size of Your Keychain

 - Feb 18, 2011
References: mykeyport & engadget
Keyport is attempting to simplify your life with their new Keyport USB & Bottle Opener. Keyport has crammed a USB flash drive, bottle opener and five blank keys all into one pocket-sized package.

The Keyport USB & Bottle Opener can be had with either a 4 or 8 GB stick of memory. The best part to me about this whole creation has to be the included bottle opener. No longer will I try to drunkenly pop the top of my beer using my laptop. Desperate times call for desperate measures no more.