Is this Thomas Edison's old computer? Believe it or not, this is a fully functioning HP laptop, it's just received a bit of a makeover, hurtling it back to a time of more retro design.
Imagine walking into your next big meeting and plopping this HP ZT1000 laptop down, inserting a giant key, winding it, and then pushing the secret on/off switch to launch either Windows or Linux. When closed, it is just as awesome, with a beautiful display of clockworks. The keyboard is copper with leather wrist pads.