Ladies and gentlemen, I present, for your enjoyment, the Hug-e-Gram. The Hug-E-Gram is a hug that you wear. Okay then, now that we have this established, let’s talk some specs.
Other than being totally cool to show off to your friends and family (who wont judge you), the Hug-E-Gram is a technological marvel. You can record a personal message using your voice, and it will play at the push of a button. Brilliant! This is sure to be the hottest gift this Valentines Day. Better get one before the hipsters get their hands on it and ruin the fun.