It's a curious case as to what Santa, Rudolph, Frosty and a penguin excrete when they relieve themselves, but the awkward and slightly disturbing question has been solved thanks to the Little Poopers Holiday Candy dispensers.
These holiday candy dispensers are literally pumped out of the holiday characters' bottom, just like it would be if they went to the washroom, or in a reindeer's case, somewhere out in the open. Unfortunately, the Christmas family has been infected with a strange case of the festive flu and their bowel movements have become a vibrant red and green. Each character poops to a different tune that goes along with their famous stories. For the extremely curious and adventurous, if you've ever wondered where and why Santa can easily get a limitless amount of gifts to distribute, well, just look at Rudolph.
Brimming Caramel Biscuits
Crunchy Christmas Lollipops
Vintage Sweet Santa Smokes
Eerie Burnt Bark Treats
Holiday Halitosis Treats
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The Holiday Candy Dispensers Excrete Gifts for Santa Every Year
- By: Elise Ying-Hei HoNov 18, 2012