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The name 'Fresh Balls' sounds ridiculous, but its function is actually pretty cool. All men have had to deal with sweaty nether regions, which is never any fun. With Fresh Balls, that problem is a thing of the past. Check out the Fresh Balls website if your curiosity is sparked. Dryness is just a click away.