Call your mom for bail money, because the fashion police has arrived! Thankfully, it's in the form of this cute t-shirt by Christopher Lee Suave, and not an actual armed officer. I mean, unless you're into that sort of thing.
If you were expecting Karl Lagerfeld or Miranda Priestly (the callous fashion editor played by Meryl Streep in 'The Devil Wears Prada'), think again. This officer is a strapping young gentleman with a strong jawline and an 8-pack on display. Why, yes, officer, you can frisk me.
So go ahead, commit all the fashion faux pas you can in a single outfit, because if it causes this "police officer" to put you in cuffs, it'll be well worth it!